Funny stuff
what does your cat do when you're away from home?

Ok, this page is self explanantory, hmm a bit like the others come to think of it. It contains various jokes, pictures, videos etc that I've found on the web or that have been emailed to me by friends. Most are widely available on the Net so I'm assuming there's no copyright issue, but if you find any that are yours let me know and I'll add a credit. Like beauty, funny is in the eye of the err listener, so if you don't think it's funny, don't force a laugh, there's nothing worse than that!

Jokes

Blonde gets her own back
Wage mistake
Techobabble

Five little pigs

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Videos

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Images

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Misc
MONEY
It can buy a house...............but not a Home
It can buy a bed..................but not Sleep
It can buy a clock................but not Time
It can buy you a book...........but not knowledge
It can buy you a position.......but not Respect
It can buy you medicine.........but not Health

So you see money isn't everything.

And it often causes pain and suffering.

I tell you all this because I am your friend, and as your friend I want to take away
your pain and suffering.

So send me all your money.

And I will suffer for you.

CASH ONLY PLEASE!!!


Olympic Skier
The famous Olympic skier Picabo, (pronounced Peek-A-boo) is not just an athlete, she is a nurse.

She currently works at the Intensive Care Unit of a large metropolitan hospital.

She is not permitted to answer the telephone, however, as it caused simply too much confusion when she would answer the phone and say;

"Picabo, ICU."


 


 
 

 

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